Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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