Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Hippo gnu deer
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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