my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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