Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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