Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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