Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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