he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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