Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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