Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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