Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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