And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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