I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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