i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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