East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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