are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My brain says no but my pants say off.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
