do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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