ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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