I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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