she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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