Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I intend to get homeless drunk
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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