after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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