Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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