Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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