Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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