if i died would you start the facebook group?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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