I want to walk on stilts...naked
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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