It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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