im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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