His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
