im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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