Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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