just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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