Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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