Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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