I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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