I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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