its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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