I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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