Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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