Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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