I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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