? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
