3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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