I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
