i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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