Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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