And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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