I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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