D3 body, D1 cock
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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