I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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